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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

How does one succeed in life?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

No go.

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So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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