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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No go.
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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